tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82922152011-12-14T18:35:09.926-08:00there was this band called twat right. they played a gig once. and still go on about it. the former members of the band are now of course all international recording artistes in their own rights. we shouldn't forget however the humble beginnings of the worldwide twat phenomenonpaulnoreply@blogger.comBlogger101100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-3261596828267560922008-03-18T15:37:00.000-07:002008-03-18T15:52:34.051-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44501000/jpg/_44501611_birdseye_203.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px;" src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44501000/jpg/_44501611_birdseye_203.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />twat - kippernapper (c) 1992<br /><br />lock up your daughters, lock up your sons,<br />or you'll despair when the captain comes,<br />kippernapper, kippernapper,<br />kippernapper, kippernapper,<br />ignore the grin,<br />forget the beard,<br />it only hides his double chin,<br />(motherfucker),<br />---<br />the dread ship sails only by night,<br />it muffles the squeals of the stolen kids fright,<br />(aaaaarghh... mommy!)<br />---<br />once they're aboard they're under a spell,<br />the smug jolly bastard he'll go straight to hell,<br />---<br />alert all forces, get ready to attack,<br />he probably hides under an old plaggy mac,<br />---<br />fishy fingers! fuck off!<br />yeah that captain birds eye<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-326159682826756092?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-65540070238140772142006-08-20T05:33:00.000-07:002006-08-20T06:18:27.772-07:00of course you've already seen <a href="http://www.myspace.com/twatmusic">TWAT on myspace</a><br /><br />but you might not have taken the opportunity of checking the band member pages...<br /><br />mike a.k.a. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/b0bstate ">BOB State</a> and member of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/resband">Res Band</a><br /><br />al a.k.a. mr big al of <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thearanroute ">The Aran Route</a><br /><br />sim a.k.a. simeon can be found in the top 8 on <a href="http://www.myspace.com/twatmusic">TWAT's myspace</a><br /><br />paul a.k.a. <a href="http://www.myspace.com/paulyb">pauly b</a><br /><br />we don't know about frank and kev yet... keep 'em peeled!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-6554007023814077214?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1135891051442819002005-12-29T13:11:00.000-08:002005-12-29T13:17:31.453-08:00TWAT have now ventured into the heady world of myspace.<br /><br />Unfortunately they cannot offer many "taken from above" cleavage revealing photos.<br /><br />They can however offer the deep and meaningful friendship that can only be found on myspace...<br /><br />...so get adding!<br /><br /><a href="http://www.myspace.com/twatmusic">please be TWAT's myspace friends</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-113589105144281900?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1128701169563478672005-10-07T09:04:00.000-07:002005-10-07T09:06:09.570-07:00Talentless Weirdoes Against Tourism<br /><br /><a href="http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?p=dict&String=exact&Acronym=TWAT">dictionary.com begs to differ</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-112870116956347867?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1127072196452469832005-09-18T12:20:00.000-07:002005-09-18T12:36:37.706-07:00hopefully this time it will work - it may take a while to download as it's 46Mb in size<br /><br /><a href="http://anywhereenterprises.com:80/2/1?p=pQZdQXpQZApzsOWOAArl1&name=talentless+weirdoes+video">clicky here to download</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-112707219645246983?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1127060173578696042005-09-18T09:14:00.000-07:002005-09-18T09:16:13.586-07:00another bunch of boys thought they were ready to reveal themselves in front of an audience...<br /><br />how wrong they were...<br /><br /><a href="http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_00756.wmv">video video video</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-112706017357869604?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1121524541083876322005-07-16T07:33:00.000-07:002005-07-16T07:35:41.106-07:00<a href="http://www.answers.com/twat&r=67">twat translated</a><br><br />here's the japanese for a start<br /><br />あそこ, 性交, やつ<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-112152454108387632?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1121007676150205572005-07-10T15:42:00.000-07:002005-08-17T14:38:47.640-07:00he probably hides under an old plaggy mac<br /><br />the TWAT video is on the internets!!! doop diddly oop do doooo!<br /><br />i've uploaded it to a free hosting site called rapidshare.de<br />anyone on ntl or with a internet provider that uses proxy-servers may have problems -if so let me know and i'll try to host it somewhere else<br /><p><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://rapidshare.de/files/2945043.mpg.html">TWAT video TWAT video TWAT video TWAT video</a><p><br />***edit*** rapisdshare.de is a piece of shit so i will have to find an alternative place to host the it.. one day the world will bow down to the majesty of the twat video ***edit***<br /><br />i'll also put the file in my shared folder on <a href="http://www.slsknet.org/">soulseek</a><br><br /><br />the collectors edition DVD will follow shortly - including director's commentary and a "making of" featurette. This video does not include the talentless weirdoes "controversial" final song which was aborted before offense was caused to a certain other nameless group.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-112100767615020557?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1105798221715420632005-01-15T06:07:00.000-08:002005-01-15T06:10:21.716-08:00twat music is happy to announce another member of the twat family has arrived<br> <br />produced by big al with the kind assistance of sarah... baby Isaac!<br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-110579822171542063?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8292215.post-1094951171927721112004-09-11T17:56:00.000-07:002004-09-11T18:06:11.926-07:00seeing as i'm not with ntl anymore and i'm too lazy/tight to sort new web hosting for the site i am going to use this here blog thing for updates for the now. the old site is still <a href="http://homepage.ntlworld.com/paul.braithwaite/twat1.htm">there</a> . <br /> <br />greetings to twats everywhere <br /> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8292215-109495117192772111?l=twatmusic.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>paulnoreply@blogger.com5